Garfield becomes quite existential when translated into Japanese and then back into English. Based off of this website.A few people have asked for the originals; they are of course at Garfield.com.
"And I in my teeth. I mow the lawn" I almost busted out laughing...I need to stop reading these at work.
I wanted to replace the "Chug Chug Chug Chug" too (yes, that did have a translation), but I had trouble with getting the art correct for a timely post!